Jesus , Satan, and the Computer
Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of all the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."
So Jesus and Satan sat down at their keyboards and typed away.
They did spreadsheets, wrote reports, sent faxes and emails, they downloaded and uploaded, they even did some genealogy reports.
Then, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder boomed, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.
Satan looked at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known to the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on and they each restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours.
When Satan saw this, he became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God just shrugged and answered:
"Jesus Saves!"